Unusual Goods.
Official Business.

Original graphic T-shirts, coffee mugs & oddly specific gifts, filed by department. Explore cryptids, mythology, Japanese art, pets and vintage curiosities. Printed to order: shirts in adult and youth sizes, mugs in a 15 oz ceramic. Free U.S. shipping.

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Man in an archive office wearing a white T-shirt printed with a vintage line-art cow abduction design

Bureau of Unidentified Phenomena

Cryptid, UFO & Paranormal Shirts

Office of Eastern Arts

Japanese-Inspired Art Shirts

Division of Seasonal Observances

Holiday Shirts & Seasonal Curiosities

Department of Loyal Companions

Patriotic Dog Shirts & Pet Tees

Pet Recreation Authority

Funny Dog & Cat Recreation Shirts

Archive of Myth & the Uncanny

Myth, Monster & Legend Shirts

Registry of Scenic & Vintage Keepsakes

Scenic, Vintage & Nostalgic Shirts

Bureau of Caffeinated Affairs

Coffee Mugs & Approved Drinking Vessels

Shop the Look

Standard-issue tees, worn in the field

Latest Case Files

Border Collie Guardian

Japanese guardian series

Corgi Guardian

Japanese guardian series

Goldendoodle Guardian

Japanese guardian series

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Every design is printed to order. Free shipping on every U.S. order.
A man and a girl in plain white T-shirts, both printed with a golden doodle guardian illustration, in a vintage reading room

Standard Issue for the Whole Household

Pet portraits, guardian designs and family-friendly shirts for every member of the household — in adult and youth sizes. Find the department that fits yours.

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