Bureau of Unusual Merchandise · Est. 2026
Unusual goods.
Official business.
Field notes from the unexplained, recovered as original artwork and printed on everyday essentials. Browse the Bureau’s current shirt files.
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Featured Bureau DesignCosmic Serpent
Cosmic Serpent
& Orb
Recovered star charts show the same coiled sentinel guarding a luminous orb across cultures that never made contact. The Bureau has classified the design for everyday wear.
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